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Because you want to name your luggage after someone who vanished in a plane eight years before this ad.

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EGROL.  Not egg roll.  This is CUSTARD.

Oh, and it comes in three flavors:

Vanilla, "Standard" ? and "Escoya flavor".  "Escoya is a flavor no one else offers". <_<

egrolcustard


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A dog food made from named for a famous dog!

"My dog likes the liver in Lassie"  ::facepalm::

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ETA: Fun Facts about the "What's That, Timmy?" legend (copied from http://legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/2010/08/20/tv-legends-revealed-34/)

TV LEGEND: Lassie frequently saved Timmy after the boy fell down a well.

STATUS: False

After being the pet of a young boy named Jeff for the first four seasons of Lassie, Lassie settled in with a new owner named Timmy for the next seven seasons. Timmy (played by Jon Provost) is the most famous of Lassie’s owners, which also included some Park Rangers in later seasons and a children’s orphanage in the last two syndicated seasons.




There is a famous joke about the standard plot on an episode of Lassie. I don’t know exactly where it is from – it certainly could be Saturday Night Live, but I have an idea that it is likely older than that (as Lassie ran from 1954-1973, so you figure SOME comedian must have made fun of the show during those years), but it goes like this.

Lassie comes running in to Timmy’s mother and barks a couple of times. The mother (played most famously by June Lockhart, although Cloris Leachman originated the role) replies, “What’s that, Lassie? Timmy fell down a well?”

The joke mocks the way that Lassie was able to so accurately communicate with the adults on the show to let them know of the trouble Timmy got into, and boy did Timmy get into a lot of trouble!

The website Lassie Web once detailed a bunch of the problems Timmy got into. Here is a sampling…



.let a rabid dog out of a cage (“Graduation”)
…ate deadly nightshade berries (“Berrypickers”)
…threatened by an escaped female circus elephant (“The Elephant”)
…hides out in the treehouse when he has pneumonia (“Spartan”)
…threatened by a mother wolf (“The Wolf Cub”)
…falls into the lake (“Transition” and “The House Guest”)
…develops a high fever from the measles (“The Crisis”)
…is almost shot by Paul (“Hungry Deer”)
…ignores severe stomach pains; he’s diagnosed with appendicitis (“Hospital”)
…is trapped in an abandoned house with Boomer (“Trapped”)
…wanders into a live mine field (“Junior GIs”)
…is menaced by a bear (“Campout” and “The Renegade”)
…is trapped in a mine (“Old Henry”)
…gets a black eye playing football (“Growing Pains”)
…nearly flies a home-made glider off a cliff (“Flying Machine”)
…runs into a burning house to save a neighbor lady and passes out (“The Whopper”)
…is endangered by dynamite picked up by an escaped lab chimp (“The Man from Mars”)


And that is truly just a sampling of the problems he got into over the seven seasons he was the lead character on the show.

You’ll notice what is NOT on that list.

Timmy never actually fell down a well in any of the seven seasons he was on the show. Nor did the earlier owner, Jeff, ever fall down a well. It appears as though the only character on the show to EVER fall down a well was Lassie herself, in a Season 17 episode (Season 17 was an odd season where Lassie was without an owner).

The “What’s that, Lassie? Timmy fell down a well?” joke became SO universal, though, that it was just accepted that Timmy did, in fact, fall down wells with some frequency. And really, he DID fall down things with great frequency, they were just storm drains, pipes, etc. Just never a well.

Amusingly enough, Jon Provost still named his auto-biography, Timmy’s in the Well: The Jon Provost Story (he does note in the book that never actually fell down a well).

Thanks to Lassie Web for the great list! Go check out their site to find out a list of all the problems he had over the years.

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1498164_originalTasteless Chill Tonic.  It doesn't get better than that.
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This weekend will be all Wacky Names and Poorly-named Products, so here's an amuse-bouche. ;)

Meet HyperpHaze!

(tip: the text is much funnier if you imagine "Ron" is Ron Weasley and assign Potter characters to the rest. :D)
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Give it a try.  You won't get close.

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"Hickory Scamp" and a whole lot of WTF, courtesy of Australia

Guess what this is before you click the link!

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The rest of the time, using your brain is just a huge pain in the ass!

Sit real close kids. It's Trivial Pursuit on your screen.  Mom's too excited, sis has some polka-dots on those PJs, and little bro is (redacted beacuse he's too young), and poor dad's just a floating head.  QUIZAGON, what have you done??
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How much of this excruciating video can you sit through?

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How you'll sparkle when you use GayTop!

Concentrated Hair Dressing from Helene Curtis

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Glamour made easy,
by using Teazie Weazie

And what is this wacky stuff?

"Soapless Powder Shampoo with the sophisticated French Perfume"

teazie-weazie

SEE MORE OF MR. TEAZIE WEAZIE

So who is this guy?  He's Raymond Bessone, and he taught Vidal Sassoon how to cut hair, for one thing.

He sounds like a kick:
Bessone was the first hairdresser to appear on television, and had his own show at Saturday teatime.[8] Regarded as Britain's first celebrity hairdresser, he cultivated a faux French accent and a camp manner.[9] Bessone liked to pace around his salon and, if a customer approached him, he would then exclaim with exasperation, "Madam, can you not see that I am meditating!"[5] His Knightsbridge salon was replete with gilt mirrors, chandeliers, and champagne fountains.[10]

and finally

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Some business owners shouldn't be allowed to name their own business. ;)

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Also, KITTEH!
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Once again, the name and the product do not always match.  Sometimes the name promises something else.   Sometimes you just have to wonder WTH they were thinking.

See if you can guess what they're selling before you look. :)

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