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Contest Entry - Creepy Kids - Elimin
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I'm not sure if this is pesticide or a way to lure roaches to devour your children.
CRANBERRIES! EAT THEM!
Nov. 24th, 2017 08:37 pmwrite-light.livejournal.com
SURPRISE! I PUT MAYO IN THE CRANBERRIES!
( TWO MORE )
Let's all repeat that together: "ANY NOBLE BIRD IS MADE NOBLER BY CRANBERRIES". Picture Danaerys Targaeryen saying that, right?
WTF Wednesday
Oct. 11th, 2017 08:31 pmwrite-light.livejournal.comIn lieu of Hump Day Hunks, I offer this trio of weirdness...
How many adverts can say "Angel Dead Baby". (Fans of Supernatural,we have a near BINGO)
NOPE NOPE NOPE
The only secure, the cleanest and most poison-free means to complete and longlasting elimination of beetles.
And this ... sounds really painful.
How many adverts can say "Angel Dead Baby". (Fans of Supernatural,we have a near BINGO)
NOPE NOPE NOPE
The only secure, the cleanest and most poison-free means to complete and longlasting elimination of beetles.
And this ... sounds really painful.
Contest Entry: Hats - & Vodka
Sep. 9th, 2016 09:12 amwrite-light.livejournal.comGilbey's Vodka, 1960s
Versace's Nude Ads*
Jul. 30th, 2016 09:34 pmwrite-light.livejournal.com*no peens, but tasteful side-butt in this first one
WTH honestly.
Even more WTF
Versace did this a lot. (more butts at that link)
WTH honestly.Even more WTF
Versace did this a lot. (more butts at that link)
write-light.livejournal.comYou're probably familiar with the "toy" called Mr. Potato Head. (and Super! Mr. Potato Head, and Mrs/Ms. Potato Head too!)
But this rabbit hole goes SO MUCH DEEPER...
( Into MEAT and other proteins... )
( Into VEGETABLES and FRUITS )
( INTO DONUTS & SELF MUTILATION )
and then there's this
HOUSESERVANTSWIVES hepped up on "diet pills" and raring to clean clean clean!
But this rabbit hole goes SO MUCH DEEPER...
( Into MEAT and other proteins... )
( Into VEGETABLES and FRUITS )
( INTO DONUTS & SELF MUTILATION )
and then there's this
HOUSE
Testone Radium Appliance and Suspensory
Jun. 22nd, 2016 07:13 amwrite-light.livejournal.com
Other Names
Testone Radium Energizer
Product dates
1920s-1930s
Description
6" x 3" rubber envelope containing radium salts protected with a silk cover. To be worn
wrapped around the testicles and held in place with
the suspensory - 6" x 5" cloth pouch withbands of fabric to tie around the waist and legs.
Manufacturer
The Home Products Co. Denver, CO
Manufacturer Claims
Contains 20μg refined, measured radium. Applies the energizing
gamma rays to the male gonada, or testes. These vital sex glands will be
normally active flooding the individual with pep and a sense of fitness, well-being and happiness.
Obscene phone calls
May. 12th, 2016 09:24 pmwrite-light.livejournal.comPerhaps the oddest ad I've seen. 
"The Coming Meat"
Apr. 15th, 2016 08:07 amwrite-light.livejournal.comHave fun with this one.
St. Louis Beef Canning Co., 1870s
St. Louis Beef Canning Co., 1870s
Question(mark)able Breath?
Mar. 22nd, 2016 10:09 pmwrite-light.livejournal.comListerine (cures question-mark breath!)
Apricot Cow
Feb. 16th, 2016 07:35 amwrite-light.livejournal.com
Not sure this would make me drink more milk...
write-light.livejournal.com( Oh Boy! Lime Juice Nougat )
Achieve the new EXOTIC eye make-up; Maybelline (via capricornonevintage on tumblr)
( let's see... )
( Put a thrill in your view )
1980s
( STUDINGTON! )
I AGREE COMPLETELY
( The Protein Needs of Your Child )
( Disco Brief CLICK THIS ONE OMG (nsfw, really) )
( What IS Nickel, anyway? )
( Gums Warn You )
Achieve the new EXOTIC eye make-up; Maybelline (via capricornonevintage on tumblr)
( let's see... )
( Put a thrill in your view )
1980s
( STUDINGTON! )
I AGREE COMPLETELY
( The Protein Needs of Your Child )
( Disco Brief CLICK THIS ONE OMG (nsfw, really) )
( What IS Nickel, anyway? )
( Gums Warn You )
LENOR (German TV ad), 1970
Oct. 6th, 2015 07:38 pmwrite-light.livejournal.com[okay this is just awful, so bear with me]
Narrator: "Now her conscience speaks up."
"The bathrobes - not soft enough."
"But I -"
"The whole wash could be whiter too."
"But I wash so carefully!"
"It's not enough. You must use Lenor."
Narrator: Exactly. Lenor belongs in last rinse cycle.
"WHIIIIITE!!! Like never before."
Children giggle madly.
"Now march! Off to bed."
Narrator: Now she has a good conscience.
"Everyone loves you so."
UGHHHHHHH
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