LENOR (German TV ad), 1970

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[okay this is just awful, so bear with me]

Narrator: "Now her conscience speaks up."

"The bathrobes - not soft enough."

"But I -"

"The whole wash could be whiter too."

"But I wash so carefully!"

"It's not enough.  You must use Lenor."

Narrator: Exactly.  Lenor belongs in last rinse cycle.

"WHIIIIITE!!!  Like never before."

Children giggle madly.

"Now march!  Off to bed."

Narrator: Now she has a good conscience.

"Everyone loves you so."


UGHHHHHHH

Comments

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Laundry Macht Frei!

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_(Waschmittel) used to have an infamous campaign with the inexcusable (washing) line: "nicht nur sauber, sondern rein" (not just clean but pure) which has, surprising as it may come to those who have hopes for humanity, long been discovered by those who like homophones but are scared shitless of the gay population as well as anyone who is not from their homely village. I leave the rest to your imagination.