Jun. 26th, 2012
Because guarding the Chesterfield box is something truly horrible - a giant, bloodthirsty woman in pearls and a little black dress. Oh, and a medieval helmet thingy. You can't miss her. But the giant woman is not invincible. In addition to outdoor flavor sausages, she has a weakness for Trix cereal.

(In fact, Giant Helmet Woman *was* that sad little child on the box. Sadly, Trix did not "change her morning outlook from grim to gay".) With your sausage and the map, you'll be able to get to the Chesterfield box and find the treasure, which consists of...

(In fact, Giant Helmet Woman *was* that sad little child on the box. Sadly, Trix did not "change her morning outlook from grim to gay".) With your sausage and the map, you'll be able to get to the Chesterfield box and find the treasure, which consists of...
Hamilton watches, 1958
Jun. 26th, 2012 10:26 am
From National Geographic, December 1958. Just in time for that last minute Christmas shopping!
(Note to Mods - shouldn't there a tag for clocks and watches?)
Because guarding the Chesterfield box is something truly horrible - a giant, bloodthirsty woman in pearls and a little black dress. Oh, and a medieval helmet thingy. You can't miss her. But the giant woman is not invincible. In addition to outdoor flavor sausages, she has a weakness for Trix cereal.
(In fact, Giant Helmet Woman *was* that sad little child on the box. Sadly, Trix did not "change her morning outlook from grim to gay".) With your sausage and the map, you'll be able to get to the Chesterfield box and find the treasure, which consists of...

...stolen Twinkies. You were looking for gold? What could be more precious than these golden snack cakes from Hostess? Of course, they aren't so easy to get as all that. Even when Spiderman is not around, you will need to cross the vast wastelands of...
(Scanned from Thor #248 June 1976)
(In fact, Giant Helmet Woman *was* that sad little child on the box. Sadly, Trix did not "change her morning outlook from grim to gay".) With your sausage and the map, you'll be able to get to the Chesterfield box and find the treasure, which consists of...

...stolen Twinkies. You were looking for gold? What could be more precious than these golden snack cakes from Hostess? Of course, they aren't so easy to get as all that. Even when Spiderman is not around, you will need to cross the vast wastelands of...
(Scanned from Thor #248 June 1976)
Story.. cont'd
Jun. 26th, 2012 04:14 pmTo prepare for this journey you must first...

Bring lots of food, in Siberia, edible food is difficult to come by, Spam spread on anything usually does the trick. Although after eating Spam-On-Everything you may get quite full. you can easily burn it by the very popular Siberian pastime of....

Bring lots of food, in Siberia, edible food is difficult to come by, Spam spread on anything usually does the trick. Although after eating Spam-On-Everything you may get quite full. you can easily burn it by the very popular Siberian pastime of....
Autos by Baker Rauch & Lang Co.
Jun. 26th, 2012 06:11 pmThe Baker R & L Company, Cleveland, 1919 & 1920
ELECTRIC CARS!

Below the cut are two more VERY LARGE ads from R&L, one for the gents, one for the lady drivers. Curiously, though, no one seems to be *actually driving the vehicle*?
( Three more! )
Images via Aldenjewell on flickr.
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ELECTRIC CARS!

Below the cut are two more VERY LARGE ads from R&L, one for the gents, one for the lady drivers. Curiously, though, no one seems to be *actually driving the vehicle*?
( Three more! )
Images via Aldenjewell on flickr.
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Story continues...
Jun. 26th, 2012 08:08 pm"Bring lots of food. In Siberia, edible food is difficult to come by. Spam spread on anything usually does the trick. Although after eating Spam-On-Everything you may get quite full.

You can easily burn it by the very popular Siberian pastime of trapping wild orphans."
After heeding all of this advice, our trusty duo picked up a few giant bottle-shaped traps at a Siberian trading post, and argued over what they should use as bait. Oates won the argument, and they loaded their shopping cart with ...

You can easily burn it by the very popular Siberian pastime of trapping wild orphans."
After heeding all of this advice, our trusty duo picked up a few giant bottle-shaped traps at a Siberian trading post, and argued over what they should use as bait. Oates won the argument, and they loaded their shopping cart with ...



