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vintageadsBecause guarding the Chesterfield box is something truly horrible - a giant, bloodthirsty woman in pearls and a little black dress. Oh, and a medieval helmet thingy. You can't miss her. But the giant woman is not invincible. In addition to outdoor flavor sausages, she has a weakness for Trix cereal.
(In fact, Giant Helmet Woman *was* that sad little child on the box. Sadly, Trix did not "change her morning outlook from grim to gay".) With your sausage and the map, you'll be able to get to the Chesterfield box and find the treasure, which consists of...
...stolen Twinkies. You were looking for gold? What could be more precious than these golden snack cakes from Hostess? Of course, they aren't so easy to get as all that. Even when Spiderman is not around, you will need to cross the vast wastelands of...
(Scanned from Thor #248 June 1976)
(In fact, Giant Helmet Woman *was* that sad little child on the box. Sadly, Trix did not "change her morning outlook from grim to gay".) With your sausage and the map, you'll be able to get to the Chesterfield box and find the treasure, which consists of...
...stolen Twinkies. You were looking for gold? What could be more precious than these golden snack cakes from Hostess? Of course, they aren't so easy to get as all that. Even when Spiderman is not around, you will need to cross the vast wastelands of...
(Scanned from Thor #248 June 1976)
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Date: 2012-06-27 10:18 pm (UTC)