Because guarding the Chesterfield box is something truly horrible - a giant, bloodthirsty woman in pearls and a little black dress. Oh, and a medieval helmet thingy. You can't miss her. But the giant woman is not invincible. In addition to outdoor flavor sausages, she has a weakness for Trix cereal.

(In fact, Giant Helmet Woman *was* that sad little child on the box. Sadly, Trix did not "change her morning outlook from grim to gay".) With your sausage and the map, you'll be able to get to the Chesterfield box and find the treasure, which consists of...

(In fact, Giant Helmet Woman *was* that sad little child on the box. Sadly, Trix did not "change her morning outlook from grim to gay".) With your sausage and the map, you'll be able to get to the Chesterfield box and find the treasure, which consists of...
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Date: 2012-06-26 03:49 pm (UTC)"you kind of fall in love with Trix" / "you become quite attached to the way that sparkly fruit-flavor keeps demanding another spoonful" "that's why Trix were born"
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