May. 31st, 2012
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Once upon a time there were two mythical men named Hall & Oates with a magic Fiero and....
with them on their journey was a woman in a retro dress and long, dagger-like fingernails.

Only one thing mattered to the three of them:...
with them on their journey was a woman in a retro dress and long, dagger-like fingernails.

Only one thing mattered to the three of them:...
Story 1 Starts NOW!
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Once upon a time there were two mythical men named Hall & Oates with a magic Fiero and....

Once upon a time there were two mythical men named Hall & Oates with a magic Fiero and....
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They were needed to work on the case of....THE WORM-DESTROYING CHOCOLATE SYRUP!
But first, they had to figure out who had spread the worms. All their inquiries led them to

the same mysterious, perfumed woman,...
But first, they had to figure out who had spread the worms. All their inquiries led them to

the same mysterious, perfumed woman,...
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Only one thing mattered to the three of them:...becoming private eyes.
They were needed to work on the case of....

THE WORM-DESTROYING CHOCOLATE SYRUP!
They were needed to work on the case of....

THE WORM-DESTROYING CHOCOLATE SYRUP!
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They were needed to work on the case of....THE WORM-DESTROYING CHOCOLATE SYRUP!
But first, they had to figure out who had spread the worms. All their inquiries led them to the same mysterious, perfumed woman,...

They began to suspect that the worms had originated somewhere in the mysterious Orient, perhaps even the Extreme Orient.
But first, they had to figure out who had spread the worms. All their inquiries led them to the same mysterious, perfumed woman,...
They began to suspect that the worms had originated somewhere in the mysterious Orient, perhaps even the Extreme Orient.
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They began to suspect that the worms had originated somewhere in the mysterious Orient, perhaps even theExtreme Orient.
The trio became hungry and decided to stop at a local eatery to order some Extreme Oriental food.

Not only did they find the source of the worms, they found they were involved in a global conspiracy much greater than they imagined. As the sad-looking waitress served them the Oriental Spam worms, she said, "Listen carefully. I have a message for you. . . "
The trio became hungry and decided to stop at a local eatery to order some Extreme Oriental food.
Not only did they find the source of the worms, they found they were involved in a global conspiracy much greater than they imagined. As the sad-looking waitress served them the Oriental Spam worms, she said, "Listen carefully. I have a message for you. . . "
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After eating their pathetic spam meal they went off in search of appropriate clothing. They found a shop that... sold women's clothing and accessories.
"What in the hell are we doing in a women's clothing store and how did we end up in Texas?" said John.
Darryl replied, "We're mythical, remember? We can pretty much go anywhere. Besides, I think I am onto something with this store. Excuse me, ma'am. Is that Peruvian 'people' sweater made of real Peruvian people?"

"Ah, yes, the sweater," replied the Accessory Lady who had a thick Eastern European accent. "I will tell you and how it relates to the Spam worms and to the perfumed woman. But first, my darlings, let me pour you a drink or offer you something to eat. Which do you prefer?"
"What in the hell are we doing in a women's clothing store and how did we end up in Texas?" said John.
Darryl replied, "We're mythical, remember? We can pretty much go anywhere. Besides, I think I am onto something with this store. Excuse me, ma'am. Is that Peruvian 'people' sweater made of real Peruvian people?"
"Ah, yes, the sweater," replied the Accessory Lady who had a thick Eastern European accent. "I will tell you and how it relates to the Spam worms and to the perfumed woman. But first, my darlings, let me pour you a drink or offer you something to eat. Which do you prefer?"
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"I don't think you'll be telling them anything about the worms," declared the Lime Lifesaver Sailor, drawing up his candy knife to strike a fatal blow.
Without much thought, Oates lunged toward them, grabbing a ... VICKS Bio-Medic Throat Disk and hurling it at the advancing Lifesaver army. It exploded,...
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And within seconds, the lifesavers were life-less. Accessory Lady had vanished in the excitement too!
"Come on," said Darryl, "enough of your heroics, John. We need to get back to... "
Without much thought, Oates lunged toward them, grabbing a ... VICKS Bio-Medic Throat Disk and hurling it at the advancing Lifesaver army. It exploded,...

And within seconds, the lifesavers were life-less. Accessory Lady had vanished in the excitement too!
"Come on," said Darryl, "enough of your heroics, John. We need to get back to... "
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"Ah, yes, the sweater," replied the Accessory Lady who had a thick Eastern European accent. "I will tell you and how it relates to the Spam worms and to the perfumed woman. But first, my darlings, let me pour you a drink or offer you something to eat. Which do you prefer?"
"Well the Spam worm meal upset my stomach," said Daryl, always the more delicate of the two as he didn't have the power of the porn'stache. "Can I have some Alka Seltzer please?"

But the plop plop fizz fizz was not what he thought! It interacted with the Peruvian sweater and ....
"Well the Spam worm meal upset my stomach," said Daryl, always the more delicate of the two as he didn't have the power of the porn'stache. "Can I have some Alka Seltzer please?"
But the plop plop fizz fizz was not what he thought! It interacted with the Peruvian sweater and ....
Our story continues...
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But the plop plop fizz fizz was not what he thought! It interacted with the Peruvian sweater and made all the candy in his pockets come to life. Feeling threatened by the Accessory Lady, the militant candy marched toward her, sending forth a barrage of tiny candy bullets.

"I don't think you'll be telling them anything about the worms," declared the Lime Lifesaver Sailor, drawing up his candy knife to strike a fatal blow.
Without much thought, Oates lunged toward them, grabbing a ...

"I don't think you'll be telling them anything about the worms," declared the Lime Lifesaver Sailor, drawing up his candy knife to strike a fatal blow.
Without much thought, Oates lunged toward them, grabbing a ...
June Contest Starting TOMORROW!!!
May. 31st, 2012 09:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Theme, as voted by y'all, is JEWELRY!
Contest entries will be accepted thru June 1st thru June 8th...
Rules:
1. you must put 'contest' in the subject line
2. print or video ads are fine
3. all community rules apply (age of ad, etc) EXCEPT only one entry per post!
4. VOTING IS VIA A YES IN THE COMMENTS! yes, i hoot and holler this every month and yet when i go to tally votes there are still comments such as 'this is my vote'....i cannot accept that as a vote....i have to be fair to all contestants and i can only count a YES in the comments....don't let that interfere with any other comment you want to make though, but please please PLEASE (gee now i have a morrissey song in my head) put a YES in the comments as a vote
5. of course regular ads are accepted during the contest!
6. yes i am once again forgetting what the other rules are and i get here and hem and haw and ummmmm......well it can't be that important eh? :P
7. HAVE FUN!!!!!
ETA they don't have be jewelry ads--as in ads for jewelers, but they can also include ads where the model's jewelry is very prominent in the ad, etc....we can take a broad approach to this, as we sometimes usually do....
Contest entries will be accepted thru June 1st thru June 8th...
Rules:
1. you must put 'contest' in the subject line
2. print or video ads are fine
3. all community rules apply (age of ad, etc) EXCEPT only one entry per post!
4. VOTING IS VIA A YES IN THE COMMENTS! yes, i hoot and holler this every month and yet when i go to tally votes there are still comments such as 'this is my vote'....i cannot accept that as a vote....i have to be fair to all contestants and i can only count a YES in the comments....don't let that interfere with any other comment you want to make though, but please please PLEASE (gee now i have a morrissey song in my head) put a YES in the comments as a vote
5. of course regular ads are accepted during the contest!
6. yes i am once again forgetting what the other rules are and i get here and hem and haw and ummmmm......well it can't be that important eh? :P
7. HAVE FUN!!!!!
ETA they don't have be jewelry ads--as in ads for jewelers, but they can also include ads where the model's jewelry is very prominent in the ad, etc....we can take a broad approach to this, as we sometimes usually do....
Story Time is Done for Today!!!
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We shall continue our story, picking up where it left off, next Friday, June 8th!! I'll post a link to the last story entry posted today when I declare starting time next week (hopefully I'll get up earlier) and we shall see what happens next!!! :)
I think our first day went well!!
ETA aside from obviously posting to the last entry in our story next Friday, should i also, for those wishing to easily catch up, post in order the story entries on the starting post next week?
I think our first day went well!!
ETA aside from obviously posting to the last entry in our story next Friday, should i also, for those wishing to easily catch up, post in order the story entries on the starting post next week?