Story 1

[misstia]

"Ah, yes, the sweater," replied the Accessory Lady who had a thick Eastern European accent. "I will tell you and how it relates to the Spam worms and to the perfumed woman. But first, my darlings, let me pour you a drink or offer you something to eat. Which do you prefer?"

"Well the Spam worm meal upset my stomach," said Daryl, always the more delicate of the two as he didn't have the power of the porn'stache. "Can I have some Alka Seltzer please?"



But the plop plop fizz fizz was not what he thought! It interacted with the Peruvian sweater and ....

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[1geek-queen.livejournal.com]

Just what everyone wants in their Christmas stocking, a big box of Alka-Seltzer.

"You waited until the last minute to do the Christmas shopping, again, didn't you, Dad?"
"Yep. Thankfully, Walgreens was still open."