Late Paper Towels
Apr. 14th, 2019 08:49 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Theme: REALLY strange tag lines.
1. "I'm glad I'm working in America"
Soft-Tuff Scot Tissue Towels
Of course he's glad - he's using 147% more tissue towels. Join the "Scott Washroom Advisory Service".
2. "Job Squad really is like a pile of paper towels rolled into one!"
Job Squad Paper Towels
Based on "an actual TV oven-cleaning demonstration" - WHAT? Isn't a roll of paper towels JUST LIKE a pile of paper towels rolled into one?
3. "THIS NEW INVENTION WILL CHANGE EVERY IDEA YOU EVER HAD ABOUT PAPER TOWELS"
ScotTowels
The colors, the random strip of peel, the sprig of ... parsley?, all laid ON a towel not yet torn off. So much to love.
4. "Somehow, new Gala suggests you whistle while you work."
Gala Towels
All the ad copy is amazing in this one (behind a cut):
Pots and Pans - with the fellas
Sep. 30th, 2017 10:41 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)

Including the dreamy guy in glasses! :D
One Day Event: Pink
Jul. 13th, 2016 07:21 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Why is there never anything to eat in this house?


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( Badly Named X Poisonous = WIN )
( I can't even. )
( I think she has all of those! )
( A healthful laxative from nature's own pharmacy - GORGEOUS ART )
HAL 4000, is that you?

( Yeah that's not creepy at all. )
Prompt, positive relief of functional G. I. SPASM, with No "Belladonna B A CK F IR E"

( Le Réveillon Dans La Lune )
( What's bad breath, Daddy? )
( Harley-Davidson REALLY changed their image! )
( A plan for post-war living )
( You'll LIKE yeast this new way! )
motorcycle tag please!