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Late Paper Towels
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write-light.livejournal.comTheme: REALLY strange tag lines.
1. "I'm glad I'm working in America"
Soft-Tuff Scot Tissue Towels
Of course he's glad - he's using 147% more tissue towels. Join the "Scott Washroom Advisory Service".
2. "Job Squad really is like a pile of paper towels rolled into one!"
Job Squad Paper Towels
Based on "an actual TV oven-cleaning demonstration" - WHAT? Isn't a roll of paper towels JUST LIKE a pile of paper towels rolled into one?
3. "THIS NEW INVENTION WILL CHANGE EVERY IDEA YOU EVER HAD ABOUT PAPER TOWELS"
ScotTowels
The colors, the random strip of peel, the sprig of ... parsley?, all laid ON a towel not yet torn off. So much to love.
4. "Somehow, new Gala suggests you whistle while you work."
Gala Towels
All the ad copy is amazing in this one (behind a cut):
write-light.livejournal.com*going by these "fanciful depictions" at least
( On Paper: The Everything of Its Two-Thousand-Year History By Nicholas A. Basbanes )
( TWO MORE! ).
M is for Monday, and
Feb. 11th, 2013 10:01 pmnoluck-boston.livejournal.com
Too Late for a Christmas Card? Never!
Dec. 22nd, 2012 08:40 pmwrite-light.livejournal.com
You WILL send them, and they WILL be treasured.
( 1953 Hallmark Cards 2-page ad featuring cards by famous people - See who's there! )
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