[identity profile] thedabara-cds.livejournal.com
But Royal gave Knox & Jello a run for their money in the icky concoctions catagory:

Royal193601

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[identity profile] jocelmeow.livejournal.com
>No, that's not just a centerpiece (which I am abundantly certain would support itself upon unmolding), they mean for you to *eat* that. And having worked in the food biz, this is why you need some normal people involved in recipe development, because if you give the food-crazy free rein, this is what happens.

LIFE May 23, 1960 Hellman's Mayonnaise gelatin aquarium regrettable</a
[identity profile] jocelmeow.livejournal.com
I found the spaghetti ad first, and went looking to see if there were any others in the LIFE archives, because the idea of a food company named something like HURFF was just too rich.

LIFE Apr 19, 1937 hurff spaghetti

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[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
Fall brings... Fall Jello Horrors!

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Apples, Walnuts, Grapes, Mayonnaise and Lime Jello.
And what looks like either caper berry bushes or mistletoe. D:

IS THAT BAT ON PURPOSE?
[identity profile] barengeist.livejournal.com
This is the wrong color for anything edible. Seriously.

[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
In case you aren't familiar with THIS PINTEREST PAGE, (Disgusting Recipes), you need to be.  Be careful, though, it is bottomless (both in figurative horror and seriously, I've scrolled down for about 20 minutes and still haven't found the end of it).  LET THAT BE YOUR WARNING.

TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA!
112703_fg18Not exactly an ad but how can I not post it?
** icon request the next time we have an icon day, please? :D
ExpandHot Buttered Cheer*** )
ExpandOnly prunes this tender... can make prune **** )
ExpandWhen Good Things Get Together --- how does this happen? )
ExpandWow, this is NOT beautiful baking, not at all. )

ExpandThe Mayonnaise Lovers' Mayonnaise - the way to a man's heart )

Bon Appetit!  You'll be charmed!  They're "dainty".  Just be sure to use the GOOD suet.
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[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
T is for Tuesday, and...Trauma!  (Meat Version)

You see, once you open the gates of Bad Food Hell, you can't just close them again.  And now THEY ARE UPON US! D:

ExpandI'm going to blame the photographer (and the Velveeta) )
ExpandFruit Cocktail with character* (*meatloaf) )
ExpandHow can you make hot dogs less appealing? )

Ever "frosted" a ham? D:
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[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
Bacon, Tomato, and... LIVER?

AND PINEAPPLE CHUNKS (browned in the cooked liver bacon grease) ?

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