LOL you can still get a chuckle out of this ad if you're not from the United Kingdom. All you need to know is that Murray Walker was a sports commentator and Damon Hill was a race car driver.
"The Ten o'clock Test makes Branston the most popular sweet pickle in the world. You'll probably be the most popular girl in the world when you serve Crosse & Blackwell Branston Pickle. So start spoiling the man in your life by giving him Branston... with cheese, cold meat, salads, and savouries. Look for the jar on your grocer's shelf."