Vintage Ads

"I have to play for Putin?! Dressed like this?! and he'll offer me a Tiparillo? I'll spit in his face!!!"

Don't forget today is boob day!!! And whereas Hitler is certainly more than a boob, Putin's Olympics will be compared to Hitler's. Did y'all see where the Olympic flame went out when it arrived in Russia (gee, ya think it knows??) and they relighted it with a lighter?! Here, including images. Nice omen there, eh? Someday I have no doubt Putin and Hitler will be together forever, they'll make a lovely couple of boobs.

Tomorrow is Putin's birthday and we at Vintage Ads wish to celebrate it with our first annual BOOB DAY!!! Ads featuring boobs (breasts or you know, actual BOOBS like Putin!). Don't forget we have a 'tasteful side boob' tag too! All NSFW ads must go behind a cut!

And I am sure y'all are aware that that The International Academy of Spiritual Unity and Cooperation of Peoples of the World submitted Putin for a Nobel Peace prize. I was going to give contact info that group, since they obviously are oblivious to his non-peaceable ways against the LGBT community, but I discovered they are in Russia and support him fully, so that would be a waste. Instead, if you wish to send you two cents about this, please direct polite comments to the Nobel Prize committee themselves at comments@nobelprize.org

Our October Contest starts tomorrow and the theme is KITCHENS!!! Ads with KITCHENS and/or Kitchen items and/or Kitchen related!

RULES

1. You must at least put 'contest' in the subject line or I won't count votes.

2. Print or video ads are fine.

3. All regular rules apply EXCEPT only one ad per post for contest entries.

4. VOTING: This is via a YES in the comments. I can only tally 'YES's in the comments to be fair.

5. Of course regular ads are welcome.

6. Official hem and haw rule. OCTOBER? already? Dafuq?? Seriously??

7. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heads up for upcoming events

Weekend Event October Friday the 4th thru Sunday the 6th Lesbian Subtext! Someone pointed out we needed this for fairness and they were correct!! We have Gay Subtext, so now we have Lesbian Subtext and we will have a weekend to welcome this!! And this starts off the festivities nicely for Monday....

One day event next Monday October 7th: It's Putin's birthday! Therefore we shall 'boob day'! Ads with BOOBS!! Interpret that as you will (remember NSFW ads must go behind a cut). Actual breasts, tasteful side boobs, or BOOBS as in people like Putin!!

Gay Equality Day Friday October 11th: National Coming Out Day!

Weekend Event 11-13: If we survive Putin's birthday, it's LIFE SAVER weekend!! Ads featuring life savers! Yes, the candy life savers! There are dozens of their ads; but if you wish to include other types of life savers, please do!! So interpret 'life saver' as you wish!