[identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
He's prepared to make everything in the picture - I bet he is.


[identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
Why get regular candy when women can have balls?

balls
[identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
I'm not sure what a massage cologne is, but this is the ad for it.


[identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
He: Dear, what do you want for your birthday?

She: An orgy


Skimpies

Mar. 28th, 2015 04:35 am
[identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
Just what are they saying with this?

Behind a cut because it is a little 'suggestive'

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[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
Want me to lube that up for you, ma'am?

$_57-2

That come-hither stance.  She can barely restrain herself.
$(KGrHqNHJCUFJ3WTnotEBSeHp31Cug~~60_12

Macmillan's just dreamy!

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I'll bet you do, honey, I'll bet you do.


What's this? On his knees?
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[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
Innuendo courtesy of Alemite

Alemite ran a series of ads heavily implying infidelity among the housewives of the mid-1950s was JUST FINE.

$T2eC16VHJHQFFhuYDyHWBSVYh66QDQ~~60_12
$T2eC16RHJF8FFqMbjV(KBSVYfLG)9Q~~60_12
!CC3I3F!EGk~$(KGrHqEOKpgE0VI+1O!EBNMoPvJhlQ~~_12
$T2eC16RHJF0E9nmFSICIBRSKCDEb(!~~60_57
[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
4630973333_489e156135_b

"breathless rendezvous"
$T2eC16N,!ykE9s7tvVDiBRQ3-oKbEQ~~60_57

a fresh and clean face in an instant // against heat, dust, tiredness   //   everywhere, all the time
$T2eC16dHJIkE9qU3lQoTBRY)++b2O!~~60_57

1995 - CK

Jan. 1st, 2015 12:01 am
[identity profile] noluck-boston.livejournal.com
Edited due to duplication. But at least enjoy the video to add to [livejournal.com profile] write_light's post below.



[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
On the left, Gaiety for $29.95 and on the right, The Life of Every Party for $69.95!

5'5" and 40-20-40 D: 

The copy is a gift that will keep on giving well past midnight.

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[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
This being [livejournal.com profile] vintage_ads, let me sully your brand new, innocent New Year with some highly questionable After Dark ads courtesy of Calvin Klein:

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FULL STORY HERE (involving untrue accusations of child pornography, semi-true accusations of looking like a cheap porno movie set, and entirely true accusations of a really bad series of ads (five more via the link).

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