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[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

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[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

TORPEDO TITS!!!

and now, the story. my father had 7 sisters. SEVEN. and so, things were purchased so that the most usage could be got out of them, for example, ALL sewing patterns were bought in a size 12, then you were measured and the pattern folded and adjusted accordingly. (or let out. you get the idea.)

anyway. when "first bra time" came, a 34B was bought, no matter the size of the girl. and if the girl was too small in the cup for the bra? it was turned inside out and a seam sewn straight across. my aunts were hysterical with laughter screeching "WE ALL HAD SQUARE TITS!"

...we're a rather earthy family. ;)

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

Your family sounds like a hoot. My Da had five sisters, so he was in the same boat. My sister used to wear bras like this and we used to called B-54s. She'd get so mad at us. Heh, heh, heh, good times.

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Torpedo tits indeed! I always wanted to get a bra like that...

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

And I always wanted to have no boobs at all. Don't mind being a girl, but boobs away get in my way...

[kshandra]

The number of times I have wished for the ability to leave them on my bedside table while I'm trying to get to sleep...

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

Amen to that!

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

You still can!

http://www.secretsinlace.com/category/Bullet_Bras

I have friends who wear vintage clothes, and a lot of them won't fit right without undergarments in the style of the same time period.

[thremma.livejournal.com]

Those look really uncomfortable.

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

I think these hail from a time when comfort wasn't part of the equation. I remember seeing some of my sister's bras and they were akin to torture devices. Don't even get me started on the girdles. *Shudder*

[thedabara-cds.livejournal.com]

We always called them bullet-bras. But I really like the alternative of Torpedo Tits.

I learned something today!

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

*Grin* - it reminds me of the movie - Tank Girl.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

My, ladies, you're packing some serious ordnance there. Talk about weapons of mass distraction!

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

*mass distraction* - groans long and low....

[pronker]

Those pointy things would be fantastic on a '54 Cadillac! Imagine the hood ornament value.

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

That would be the best place for those 'enhancements' to be sure.

[memnet.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Pointy, pointy, pointy.

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

Not to be worn around balloons. :P

[ponitacupcake.livejournal.com]

yay!

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I wish I could get one of these and wear it to work under a tight sweater without saying anything. I only ever wear sports, bras so I'm not known for busty-ness. One of these wold either make people laugh or turn away shy. :-)

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

Hmm, you might check around. You might still be able to get something like it.