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[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

TORPEDO TITS!!!

and now, the story. my father had 7 sisters. SEVEN. and so, things were purchased so that the most usage could be got out of them, for example, ALL sewing patterns were bought in a size 12, then you were measured and the pattern folded and adjusted accordingly. (or let out. you get the idea.)

anyway. when "first bra time" came, a 34B was bought, no matter the size of the girl. and if the girl was too small in the cup for the bra? it was turned inside out and a seam sewn straight across. my aunts were hysterical with laughter screeching "WE ALL HAD SQUARE TITS!"

...we're a rather earthy family. ;)

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Torpedo tits indeed! I always wanted to get a bra like that...

[thremma.livejournal.com]

Those look really uncomfortable.

[thedabara-cds.livejournal.com]

We always called them bullet-bras. But I really like the alternative of Torpedo Tits.

I learned something today!

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

My, ladies, you're packing some serious ordnance there. Talk about weapons of mass distraction!

[pronker]

Those pointy things would be fantastic on a '54 Cadillac! Imagine the hood ornament value.

[memnet.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Pointy, pointy, pointy.

[ponitacupcake.livejournal.com]

yay!

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I wish I could get one of these and wear it to work under a tight sweater without saying anything. I only ever wear sports, bras so I'm not known for busty-ness. One of these wold either make people laugh or turn away shy. :-)