Contest Entry: Midnight in the Kitchen

[write-light.livejournal.com]

"I farm where Indians used to roam" /o\ YEESH!

So much is weird about this ad.

Comments

[corridor7f.livejournal.com]

I'd be insulted that he cooked this for me.. who can't heat up canned corn?

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

Plantin' them seeds with his big corn, huh? *wink wink nudge nudge*

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Well and using SALT to 'seed the ground' is pretty oblivious for a farming business. Few things will destroy a harvest as quickly as salted ground.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

A conversation at Monsanto:

Hmm. Corn won't grow in the dark in this salted, cursed Indian soil. What do you think we ought to do?

Well, GMO the hell out of it, obviously! It will make it resistant to Round Up, too.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

I thought he was supposed to be a giant! He seems to be one of those shoemaker elves, but instead of making shoes he opens up cans when nobody asks and they all go bad because nobody can consume that much canned corn.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

"I opened all your corn for you!" :D

:-/ "Thanks, Little Mini-Giant. :-/ We're ...uh, going out for dinner."

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

HIS CORN IS BIG

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

TASTE HIS FRESH COB

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Midnight in the Kitchen of Good and Evil, the best-selling cookbook by John Berendt.

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

So, while I sleep, he comes out of the cabinet and waves his big ol cob around? I really didn't need to know that.