April 4th is Tell-a-Lie day

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

Continuing. http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/apr.htm

Comments

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

The fact that he killed his gay lover behind a bar in San Diego and stole his identity and that he's just using the military as a front for running hashish would come to light later, but nothing hurt so badly as when Marylou learned the horrible truth about her biscuits.

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

All that pales in comparison to Marylou's heavy biscuits. She probably isn't using Lysol either.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

She does, but just for cleaning the bathroom and stuff like that, not where she really needs it! Everyone knows a woman's hooha is the filthiest, most germ-infested thing in the known universe. But he told her that and she said, "well, at least my biscuits are light and airy." That's when the trouble started.

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

2000 pounds?! Now that IS heavy.

[trblebreathing.livejournal.com]

It's different! It's metal!