Before we get to "I", let me post "H"

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[charliesmum.livejournal.com]

Wow. That is a lot of kids those people seem to have.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

The people we bought our house from had seven. I'd bet a couple of the boys are friends visiting.

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

That just proves that H is also for 'Horny.'

Maybe that's why Dad looks so worn out on that chaise lounge. Poor Mom is stuck taking care of the kids by herself.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

Sunday driver.
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Did that driver just rear-end a chicken?

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

7 children, and all Dad can do is lounge on the lawn?

[write-light.livejournal.com]

His loins are EXHAUSTED.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

And need airing out, too, apparently. He's gotta get Mom pregnant again tonight so he needs the rest.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

His loins are EXHAUSTED.

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

I like the way Mom & Dad are like "fuckit, it's cocktail time!" while Junior screams his head off and throws things at Big Sis

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Some of those are such a stretch like "hurdle." Also, back when the phrase "not found in nature" didn't have a negative connotation.