Holmes and Assoc.

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

And now I will see my way to the door.

Comments

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Meh. I get 20+ emails for similar products in my junk mailbox every day. Hmm. Maybe that's why they call it the "junk" folder. Never thought of it that way before.

[sky3205.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

But why just 10 inches? I would think the more the better. Another advertiser could say 11 inches and completely wipe out the 10 inch product.

[roeskva]

+1

[sky3205.livejournal.com]

lmao, and after all these years, this type of ads continue...

[hutchlover.livejournal.com]

Owned by John Holmes, perchance? ;-D

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

I wondered that too.

[rick-day.livejournal.com]

+12

wait....

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

"Prosthetically increase" is the key phrase here.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

"You no longer need weights." Fellas? You were lifting weights with your precious parts? How does that even work? Was there the same lifter/spotter arrangement as in usual weightlifting? Bench and bar? Or more of a resistance training regimen?

[penpusher.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain that it wasn't "lifting" weights so much as "hanging" them. You know, for the lengthening and stretching.

[bear-foot.livejournal.com]

in .jp, there is a bunch of guys who do lift with the "Bits" (Religous?) dunno, but pulled a truck with it.. *shudder* (saw it on tru-tv one night)

[dandyads]

... prosthetically?

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

...so it's a fake penis.

[song-of-copper.livejournal.com]

...Eeep. Where does this fallacy (or indeed phallus-y... oh dear, sorry) spring from, that 'bigger is always better' in the prong department?! My only response to a 10-inch presentation would be "Ouch"! D-:

[3cthelion.livejournal.com]

i'm guessing it's a vague indicator of sexual health and verility, not unlike the desire for a well proportioned bust-waist-hip ratio for women (though that's obviously quite a bit easier to see, so much more scrutinized).

how a prosthetic is going to do that, i'm not sure. how a prosthetic for the end of your penis would work at all i'm not sure - does it include a belt of some sort? i'm sure that wouldn't kill the mood at all.

[jocelmeow.livejournal.com]

I remember (heh, member) seeing these mentioned in a recent LA Times profile (http://www.lamag.com/features/Story.aspx?ID=1715666) of the Doc Johnson company. Here's one of theirs (http://www.docjohnson.com/dongs-dildos/collections/the-classics/more-classics-cock-master-penis-extension.html) (NSFW, obviously).