More Chuck Norris Action Pants!

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear pants. He kicks each pant leg until they both give up and wear him.

I don't know how comfortable i'd be with a photographer taking a picture of my crotch like that inset photo..

1965

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Chuck Norris Action Pants

[amadoj0nes.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris can kick a horizontal crack in a bad guy's ass, effectively giving them a third and fourth butt cheek.

Uhm....

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I don't know how I feel about the following image:

hmmm

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stumbled across this...

«I prefer to drive at night!»

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Cibié headlamps & fog lamps, 1950s. Click for legibly (much) larger version in a new window: