Chuck Norris Action Pants

[amadoj0nes.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris can kick a horizontal crack in a bad guy's ass, effectively giving them a third and fourth butt cheek.

Comments

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

1. Do those jeans have an extra crotch panel?
2. Waist sizes 26-42?

[nonsense-at-all.livejournal.com]

ahahah
Chuck Norris!!!

[leighton.livejournal.com]

Apparently Chuck doesn't know it's not proper etiquette to kick the guy at the urinal next to you.

[seamonkey-mags.livejournal.com]

No...I CAN see that "hidden gusset", guys. Which is unfortunate, because I don't really want to look at Chuck Norris' crotch.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Action Jeans! For guys who expect to get punched in the dick!

[cinedude.livejournal.com]

Brave man, Chuck, to compete with a company that has G. Gordon Liddy (http://www.gussetclothing.com/) as a spokesman! Or did Chuck find he was merely being foolhardy? Maybe that's why he doesn't sell them anymore.

I wonder if Liddy tore Chuck a new one, or just enlarged his original?