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[tanwen.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd had this during the barf-tastic food competition!

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[prosodic.livejournal.com]

Gravy coloring?

I'm a bit frightened.

[knittingknots.livejournal.com]

Kitchen Bouquet or something like that, I suspect.

[1girl.livejournal.com]

So what unholy gross color do you suppose it is without the gravy coloring?

sheesh

[wonderwonder.livejournal.com]

probably an UNHOLY GROSS light brown. sorry, is that not unholy enough?
kitchen bouquet just makes things a darker, richer brown. it's like makeup for meat dishes.

[janenx01.livejournal.com]

This doesn't sound too bad - it's just a meat pie. But it looks disgusting!

Also, Betty Crocker looks like she's just had a bong hit.

Also also, I am intrigued by the pattern on the fabric of the server's sleeve.

Also also also, I used to make potholders like that in Brownies!

Blech - lima beans!

[weelisa.livejournal.com]

Dinner AND a sex lesson ("so the sperm attack the eggs and fertilize them, Johnny") - all for *ahem* .69 cents.

Seems appropriate.

Pee Ess: Does flour really need to be kitchen tested?

Re: Blech - lima beans!

[knittingknots.livejournal.com]

I'd have made it with peas or green beans myself....LOL.

Not much difference between general purpose flour. But if Gold Medal didn't brand itself like this, how would they get you to pay more for it?

Re: Blech - lima beans!

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

I know, right? They kinda had me until we hit "lima beans".

[misstia]

ew! hold on to this one cuz eventually we're gonna have an appealing food contest without jello!!! this one is a contender!!!

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Bleargh.

[tiajuanabible.livejournal.com]

this really doesn't sound that bad, the picture of it is just gross.

[minniemousegirl.livejournal.com]

Exactly!!!

[jastenreadsmuch.livejournal.com]

This should have been in the last food contest. Ewwwwwww.

[purplesocks.livejournal.com]

I'm not convinced that the "carrot strips" aren't actually earthworms.

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

THIS. It was my first thought.

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

YES YES same here! hahaha

[mackinzie.livejournal.com]

Same!

I was like "Worms!"

ohhh...

[radteacherally.livejournal.com]

I have a vintage second printing of the Betty Crocker cookbook and its full of recipes like this!!!

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, worm and lima bean pie. My favorite!

[jazzybabe56.livejournal.com]

the person who created this "masterpiece" obviously flunked out of pizza school...

Gads!!

[auntie-lovie.livejournal.com]

*urp* Canned lima beans, but made the pie shell from scratch.

[whoseline_wlsc]

It looks kind of gross, but minus the lima beans, it doesn't sound too bad.

[moonjaguar.livejournal.com]

It looks infested!

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

Sounds good, looks unfortunate.

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

It looks like the lima beans are doing their damnedest to avoid getting any of the pie on themselves. They're suspiciously clean.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Beef, pork, and sandworm larvae? Sign me up!

[outsdr.livejournal.com]

Only 69 cents... and hours of time. But what else does mom have to do?

Betty looks like she's been hitting the cooking sherry again.