[identity profile] cactuswren.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] vintageads
I count the word "digestible" occurring fifteen times in this ad.

Use Crisco.  It's DIGESTIBLE.

Date: 2010-05-06 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crabofdoom.livejournal.com
Hmm... Lemon pie: looks nice... Walnut squares: not too bad... Potato boats: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH. "Fill with creamed meat." NO NO NO NO NO.

Date: 2010-05-06 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-sky-lark.livejournal.com
I don't even want to know how one creams meat.

Hit it with a car?

Blend it with whipping cream?

Whack it silly with a baseball bat?


Well, considering the era the ad is from, I'm sure it had something to do with nuclear power or something atomic...

Date: 2010-05-07 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amiga500.livejournal.com
Umm, you'd want to do that in private, with the door locked, and a towel or sock nearby.

Date: 2010-05-07 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-sky-lark.livejournal.com
Lol! If I were a boy, that would probably be the best way to cream some meat.


However, since I'm a lady-type, I think I'll stick to the nuclear power^.^

Date: 2010-05-08 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amiga500.livejournal.com
I think that would have another name, like you might 'Crisco your pastry,' and if you and the meat-creamer got together he might 'Agreeably digest your lemon pie.'

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