Facts of Life minus Charlotte Rae

[misstia]

Woman's Day May 1971

Apparently telling your daughter the facts of life involve moddess products...

Comments

[kartusch.livejournal.com]

"In Regular, Super, Teen-Age, and Vee-Form"

What makes Teen-Age different? And what is Vee-Form, everything I try to imagine to go with name makes no sense with human anatomy. The girl looks shocked, I guess she just heard about the belt.

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

Regular, Super, Virgin and Hotdog-down-a-hallway.

[tanwen.livejournal.com]

Teen-Age was a little smaller for the younger girls & the Vee-Form was wider on one end so you could wear it one way or the other depending on where you needed more protection.

[behindthechalet.livejournal.com]

like a thong panty shield?

[tanwen.livejournal.com]

Tapered like that, but nowhere near that narrow. They were still big & bulky.

[gairid.livejournal.com]

The apprehensive look on the daughter's face tells me she would rather not hear this from Mom (Especially while Mom is wearing her Queen-Elizabeth-II-at-Balmoral tweed skirt!)

I love 70's faux-Victorian decor, too. Parlour palms and birdcages and leather furniture, oh my!

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[behindthechalet.livejournal.com]

Agreed!

[sevenblades.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, her expression floored me. "wtf?"

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

"But, Mom! You said Fluffy was absorbent! Anyway, she'll lick it off."

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

Exactly what I thinking. Nice.

[purplesquirrel.livejournal.com]

The cat on the kid's lap is a really bad visual pun.

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

Yes. Funny.

[tanwen.livejournal.com]

These things were absolutely no fun at all.

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, the V-form. Uggh

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

I'm going to write to "How Shall I Tell My Daughter" and see what happens.

HA HA HA HA!!!!

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

OMG, keep us posted!

[bebemochi.livejournal.com]

That Mom looks so disapproving. Like, "Oh, dear! *sigh* How could you get your period now? I'm due at bridge in 15 minutes."

Run kitty run!

[rella.livejournal.com]

That girl has a death grip on that poor cat, look at it trying to escape! :D

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

"I do it too, dear, every month."

"Mom, that's disgusting."