Trim Jeans!

[misstia]

Woman's Day May 1971

Why didn't these catch on? A few pleasant moments--about 10 minutes---of magic torso movements and then relax for 20 more minutes and that's all there is to do!

Comments

[brree.livejournal.com]

Those are... jeans?

[marstokyo.livejournal.com]

I actually had a friend who tried those-- it was the funniest thing I ever saw. They did nothing.

[thudpucker.livejournal.com]

"They did nothing."

My guess is that they made her sweat copiously, which I assume would cause her to squirt out of them like a watermelon pip at the first untoward movement :)

[tanwen.livejournal.com]

My bum & thighs look like that now, how come I'm not having the same results?

[thomasirvin.livejournal.com]

I knew a woman who did some sort of process at a spa that was basically wrapping her waist & thighs in saran wrap which caused the cells in those areas to constrict (mostly due to water loss that was transferred to other parts of the body). This process enabled her to wear what I was told was a very figure-revealing dress for a special occasion. She did it with the full understanding that it was just moving water around and that her body would return to its normal shape after about one day.

My guess is that's all Trim Jeans do, as well.

[baron-waste.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're right. “6 to 9 inches in three days”? Yah. That's just shifting ballast.

Damn PETA. They're anti-women.

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

It just angers me that the cost of a tiger-skin rug puts this valuable resource out of reach of most women.

Re: Damn PETA. They're anti-women.

[sorcerer-mickey.livejournal.com]

Why, the model feels so slenderized that she's channeling Barbara Feldon from that Top Brass commercial.

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

Here's how they actually work: If you feel like having that second serving, put on the inflatable pants and look at how fat your ass is in the mirror. Craving gone!

;)

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

Sadly, YouTube doesn't seem to have the "Trim-Jeans Theater" sketch from Monty Python, so you'll have to imagine T.S. Eliot's "Murder in the Cathedral" (as played by actors wearing the product) yourself.