Cat's Life

[misstia]

My cats shudder at the thought that there once was a world with no Fancy Feast!

Woman's Day May 1971

Comments

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

My cats have presented a list of demands in response to this ad, and we are currently engaged in negotiations to convince them that the bottom has not suddenly fallen out of the canned food market. I will be retreating to the pet store later in order to procure Wellness canned food in order to convince them to release their hostages, which consist of one flash drive, a can of peas, and some lint. (They're not very good at building a strong platform for argument.) Please, maintain some sense of care when posting this sort of reactionary material in future!







;)

[misstia]

i'm so sorry to have caused such a situation in your household!!! be lucky you don't have enough cats to cause a mutiny as i do! they once held ME hostage until i baked them a chicken!!

:=

[thudpucker.livejournal.com]

That is the best post response I've seen all weekend. Thanks!

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

Hey, give him a break, it's posted behind a cut...

;)

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[countessof-roth.livejournal.com]

What about dogs that think they are cats? can we feed them "cat life?"

:D

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

No, they should be sent to church-approved psychiatrists to be cured of their deviancy.

[garden_hoe21]

Psychiatrists are evil. What they need is to take vitamins and go for lots of walks.

[misstia]

and Tom Cruise would add auditing to that list! :)

[garden_hoe21]

I would have said that, except that a dog's paws are ill-equipped to hold an e-meter.

[garden_hoe21]

And the only question would be "WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?"

[misstia]

i'd be asking my dog "did you eat this?" "where did you hide this?"

[misstia]

i think they've made special dog friendly e-meter paw holders....scientology for ALL of LRH's creatures!

[countessof-roth.livejournal.com]

Dammit, you beat me to it! lol!

[thomasirvin.livejournal.com]

Cat food per se is a relatively new product. When my mother was growing up in the '30s and '40s, you'd buy dog food for your cat--there wasn't special food just for felines.

[garden_hoe21]

In my mom's day, "your" cat would have to fend for itself outside.

[grab-that-dough.livejournal.com]

Exactly! lol

[pangea-tongue.livejournal.com]

Cat's like bibs. Got it.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Pretty kitty in your icon! He looks a little like a shorter-haired version of my Baby. Same big, green eyes, same long whiskers, same alert expression, similar stripes.

[pangea-tongue.livejournal.com]

Separated at birth omg!

My boy is a Manx, but instead of having the typical stub for a tail, he's got like a mutated, half developed tail. it's all crooked, like right angles crooked. And fluffy. It's hilarious.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Awww! Crooked, fluffy kitty! =)

Baby is a Maine Coon mix. She weighs about 14 pounds (still less than Aldous Huxley, the Box of Rocks), and when wet, she apparently loses about half her mass. She's also twitching her tail at my typing right now, so I'll stop. Oh, no, my cats aren't spoiled. Not at all!

[pangea-tongue.livejournal.com]

Oh man I was totally about to say mine acts like a Maine Coon! I really want a Maine Coon so badly, they are absolutely precious. Gentle giants...hee.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Baby's a bit of a diva because she's a mix, but she's a beautiful, affectionate cat, and she loves to crawl under the blankets in winter and snuggle. She also gives kisses. When she's not being a mischievous little butt.

Hee! Crazy Cat Necro FTW!

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

Stupid cats. Dogs rule, cats drool.

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

Feed the cat? Who's gonna catch my mice then?

[nosyparker.livejournal.com]

Grandpa!

[garden_hoe21]

I... I didn't see that one coming.

[nosyparker.livejournal.com]

I believe in keeping the lives of the elderly meaningful as they trundle off into the twilight.

[anterrabre.livejournal.com]

My cat would probably try to cut me if I attempted to feed it this. :/