Date: 2008-03-12 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dominoep.livejournal.com
Gotta hate Sagosis when it puts a damper on a fine evening of walking around the house in your underwear with a shotgun...

Date: 2008-03-12 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dominoep.livejournal.com
Yeah I know... It'd be different if there was a red arrow pointing at it so it seemed to fit somewhat...

Date: 2008-03-12 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nonentityb.livejournal.com
That was going to be my question as well!

Date: 2008-03-12 04:05 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-03-12 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dazedpuckbunny.livejournal.com
WTF with the gun!!! XD

Date: 2008-03-12 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomneses.livejournal.com
They're manly!
Edited Date: 2008-03-12 05:03 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-03-12 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dazedpuckbunny.livejournal.com
Bwaha the paragon of manliness! Tightie whities and and a BIG GUN!

Date: 2008-03-12 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tylerevansokay.livejournal.com
BAD ASS. I hate the plunging neckline trend on today's shirts... AWESOME AD.

Date: 2008-03-12 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smegma.livejournal.com
Jaaaayne!
The man they call Jaaayne!
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
Stood up to Sagosis and gave it what for
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
'Cause if we don't love him he'll shoot out our braiiiins!

Date: 2008-03-12 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] igj.livejournal.com
I don't know what about this ad made you think of Jaynestown...but I am so glad it did :)

Date: 2008-03-12 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salenelle.livejournal.com
"When I'm out a-hunting, or shooing pesky neighbors' kids offa my lawn with my trusty ol' Blue,
I can't abide by no saggy collar giving me the distractions when I need my aim to be true!"

Date: 2008-03-12 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amiga500.livejournal.com
Part of me thinks that wandering around with any kind of firearm, while wearing only undies, would be a lot of fun. No one would dare mess with you, at least until the cops showed up.

Date: 2008-03-12 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nerdwerds.livejournal.com
"I'll shoot me anyone who have sagosis!"

You know he's a man because he carries a gun and walks around in his underwear. "Yeah, I'm in my underwear! You got a problem with that?"

Date: 2008-03-12 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ottawa-steve.livejournal.com
So manly it'll make you want to go out and kill something.

Date: 2008-03-12 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murakozi.livejournal.com
What? Doesn't everyone go hunting in their underwear?

Date: 2008-03-12 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brother-lingle.livejournal.com
Notice how "unmanly" the "sagosis" drawing is done, even though I assume it's supposed to be the same guy.

BEFORE: Embarrassed, confused expression; skinny neck; rounded features. All subtle references to an effeminate nature. He looks as if you could see the rest of him, he'd be holding his crotch and crossing his legs, trying not to wet his pants.

AFTER: Square jaw; big, "manly" chest; sharp features; confident expression. There's no problem his shotgun and his new drawers cannot solve... just from new underwear. Amazing! Forget about spending years talking to a shrink... just go buy some new friggin' underwear, ya pantywaist!

Date: 2008-03-12 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 7ofclubs.livejournal.com
He might be a little more "manly" if he were "plunging" a little more down below--looks like a Ken doll.

Date: 2008-03-12 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
No -- the tightie-whities have cured that part of his anatomy from Sagitosis, too.

Date: 2008-03-12 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] behindthechalet.livejournal.com
those are some high waisted pants, man.

Date: 2008-03-12 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edgreen86.livejournal.com
They can plunge my neck line when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!

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