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Personal note: If a guy with a handlebar mustache crawled in my window wearing a suit and tie, that would be awesome! He's even wearing a hat!
Something makes me think the guy in the window is her husband.
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Date: 2008-03-12 04:49 am (UTC)"Good heavens!! Pardon me, Madame! May I be so fortunate as to burgle you this ev'e?"
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Date: 2008-03-12 04:56 am (UTC)SO SORRY, MADAME, WRONG HOME.
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Date: 2008-03-12 05:53 am (UTC)...a heel!
......a dope!
She's ASKING for it.
Date: 2008-03-12 03:37 am (UTC)Re: She's ASKING for it.
Date: 2008-03-12 04:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-12 04:38 am (UTC)GO GETCHU A GUN BITCHES!
Date: 2008-03-12 04:55 am (UTC)Y/Y?
at-sa nigh-zee gun-na!
Date: 2008-03-12 05:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-12 12:48 pm (UTC)If she fires like that there is going to be 1 guaranteed person hurt--her.
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Date: 2008-03-12 03:54 pm (UTC)Role play? Good heavens, Phineas! A burglar!
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