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Personal note: If a guy with a handlebar mustache crawled in my window wearing a suit and tie, that would be awesome! He's even wearing a hat!


Something makes me think the guy in the window is her husband.

Date: 2008-03-12 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosyparker.livejournal.com
Robble robble.

Date: 2008-03-12 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shawnndan.livejournal.com
Hamburglar: "Grimace, you go through the window first, and I'll be right behind you."

Date: 2008-03-12 05:40 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-03-12 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theladyfeylene.livejournal.com
The guy in the window looks so politely perplexed. More 'oh bother, is this the right house? Terribly sorry to have disturbed you!' than anything else.
Edited Date: 2008-03-12 03:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-03-12 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosyparker.livejournal.com
Hahaha, seriously! He's breaking and entering so politely.

Date: 2008-03-12 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomneses.livejournal.com
OMG you're so right XD

SO SORRY, MADAME, WRONG HOME.

She's ASKING for it.

Date: 2008-03-12 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mwittier.livejournal.com
A real Lady would never go to the window so scantily dressed. One can see unclothed portions of her neck.

Date: 2008-03-12 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dazedpuckbunny.livejournal.com
--Personal note: If a guy with a handlebar mustache crawled in my window wearing a suit and tie, that would be awesome! He's even wearing a hat!-- LMAOOOOO!!

GO GETCHU A GUN BITCHES!

Date: 2008-03-12 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomneses.livejournal.com
Image (http://tinypic.com)

Y/Y?

at-sa nigh-zee gun-na!

Date: 2008-03-12 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salenelle.livejournal.com
He looks like a nice dapper Italian gentleman, just dropping in to borrow your cheese grater!
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Date: 2008-03-12 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexapod.livejournal.com
ya, that was my thought.

If she fires like that there is going to be 1 guaranteed person hurt--her.

Date: 2008-03-13 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badcat42077.livejournal.com
You're absolutely right. Recoil will drive it up and back into her nose or forehead.

Date: 2008-03-12 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babooinoshido.livejournal.com
That's the classiest looking burlgar I've ever seen.

Date: 2008-03-12 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantasygoat.livejournal.com
I don't see a tie - he's obviously a rogue.

Date: 2008-03-12 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
3x lol combo bonus!! :)

Date: 2008-03-12 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] behindthechalet.livejournal.com
Something makes me think the guy in the window is her husband

Role play? Good heavens, Phineas! A burglar!

Date: 2008-03-13 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanwen.livejournal.com
Oh dear! All I've got is a baseball bat!

Date: 2008-03-13 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kokosbolla.livejournal.com
´ladies don´t argue' isn´t that the real message even today?

Date: 2008-03-13 12:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] garden_hoe21
Tee hee hee! "Ladies don't argue - they just SHOOT."

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