yes women learn to wipe your butts!

[kokosbolla.livejournal.com]

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[retrofire.livejournal.com]

hey, I want some of that glazed toilet paper.

[pogodragon.livejournal.com]

I think it's still sold here - brand name 'Izal' - it's medicated too. It was the standard issue stuff when I was in school though I only knew one person who ever had it at home. According to my mum the friend in question had it in the loo because 'she is a nurse'.

[retrofire.livejournal.com]

wow - there is such a thing - i never heard of it. I'm curious now. Glazed toilet paper and glazed doughnuts would make for a romantic evening :)

[pogodragon.livejournal.com]

That must be a definition of 'romantic' that I've never come across before...

[retrofire.livejournal.com]

of course the lighting would have to be just right.

[morwen_peredhil]

It's A-OK for guys to have big old skidmarks in their drawers for the womenfolk to wash, though.

[kokosbolla.livejournal.com]

yes

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

The "assurance" you need?

Um, if ever ever even a little bit not sure, I'd recommend go for the extra wipe.

I wonder if the 'highly glazed' variety is kiln-fired.

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

"Soft as Old Linen, for Fastidious Wimmen."

Re: I wonder if the 'highly glazed' variety is kiln-fired.

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

LAUGH OUT LOUD!

[7ofclubs.livejournal.com]

My doctor has mentioned a lot of things, but he's never told me my ass was too shitty, not even after the prostate exam.

And as for "growing up fastidious"...if that means becoming a tightass bitch in a ridiculous fedora like her mom, she should stick to corn cobs.

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

Front to back, girls! Never back to front!

[zabigdog.livejournal.com]

I just need to post my *heart* for You People. You always make me laugh till I throw up a little bit. *Thank you!*