Date: 2008-02-26 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunflower-pixie.livejournal.com
i'm sensing a problem with the logic here....

Date: 2008-02-26 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dominoep.livejournal.com
Or she could smoke one Gigantically enormous one and never have to smoke ever again...

Date: 2008-02-26 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plainiac.livejournal.com
"It's whacky but it works!"

this is one of the funniest, dumbest ads I've seen on here! That is so great. Imagine if you just let one burn without ashing it.. the ash would be about 7inches long and not even down to the filter yet!

Date: 2008-02-26 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faedreamer.livejournal.com
God I used to smoke Virginia Slim 120's in high school. Only because boys would never bum smokes off me, they'd rather go without than be seen smoking a girly cigarette lol. Those things were crazy long, I could smoke the same cig all day between breaks, they were that long.

Date: 2008-02-26 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_chiroptera/
That used to be the reason that I smoked cloves. But then I decided that they weren't good for everyday use. Eww.

Date: 2008-02-26 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tvini.livejournal.com
"It's been 45 freakin' minutes, is Jan still on her smoke break? Tell her when she gets back she's fired!"

Date: 2008-02-27 05:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-26 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skonen-blades.livejournal.com
Also good for conducting orchestras.

Date: 2008-02-26 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amadoj0nes.livejournal.com
This only makes sense to women.

Date: 2008-02-26 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koboldmaki.livejournal.com
So by eating bigger bars of chocolate, I can eat fewer? I just LOVE it!

Date: 2008-02-26 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigbear4xl.livejournal.com
It's the same amount of tobacco as in a regular cigarette, just rolled into a longer cylinder. dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Date: 2008-02-26 01:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] thatjamiegirl.livejournal.com
I wonder if this did popular with old ladies? I swear, all the elderly neighbor women that I used to live around smoked those ridiculous looooonggg cigarettes.

Date: 2008-02-26 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 7ofclubs.livejournal.com
Obviously false advertising as she is not really smoking it--there is no trace of that whore-red lipstick on the cig.

Date: 2008-02-27 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And hubbies! You can go through fewer bottles of gin on the weekend if you drink *bigger* bottles!

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