Ted Nugent "Weekend Warriors" Promo Ad, 1979

[amadoj0nes.livejournal.com]

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[amadoj0nes.livejournal.com]

Caption: Teg Nugent's shotgunitar safely ejects spent bullet casings into the crowd below.


(since when do shotguns use bullets?)

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

Properly, shell casings, though a shell can carry either shot or a slug, which is sort of a kind of bullet

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

'Shotgunitar'?

I'm not sure whether to love or hate you for adding that to my vocabulary.

[darksomnabule.livejournal.com]

puke. hunting accident, anyone?

[kris-ether.livejournal.com]

It looks more like a cover for a fighting fantasy book.

'You have chosen to sleep with the groupies. Turn to page 45.

You die of an overdose. Your story has ended.'

[gigidebevec.livejournal.com]

I am left to wonder why pink lycra pants with suspenders is not in style anymore?

[pleasing-tint.livejournal.com]

If you listened to Double Live Gonzo as much as me, you wouldn't be surprised by this advert at all. His guitar was made in the murder capitol of the world, Detroit, and it just refuses to play sweet shit! Deal with it.

NUGE!

[hardly-angelic.livejournal.com]

"This guitar right here, do you see it? This guitar is guaranteed to blow the balls off a charging rhino at sixty paces..."

[pleasing-tint.livejournal.com]

You got it. Let's you and I hope nobody came here tonight to get mellow.

[amadoj0nes.livejournal.com]

I hope to god history's textbooks will remember Ted Nugent. He's like everything thats so totally awesomely right about America, and everything thats totally awesomely wrong about America, all wrapped up into one laughable, scary, shitkicking brilliant idiot a hundred Hollywood screenwriters couldn't come up with on a 10 day meth binge. THAT is Ted Nugent.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Anybody seen Demon Lover Diaries?