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[hilohello.livejournal.com]

In my time trawling through the messes of the internet, I have managed to accrue a number of old advertisements. Usually because they amused me, for some reason or another. Oh, and there was this art project in which I paid mocking homage to old "snake oil" cures.

Anyway.

I have come to the conclusion, that, hey, why not post them here?

I don't believe any of them are repeats, though I could be mistaken.

Comments

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Bile for fresh breath, now that's a thought.

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

I love the violet wand in the bath job :)

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

I like how it looks like the lady in the tub is talking into a microphone. "Welcome to the BATHTIME HOUR, ladies and gentlemen! Our guest today is... MR. BUBBLE!"

And I think I'm going to start using "bile beans" as a pet name for someone... maybe the cat.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

Heh!

Well, everybody who looks at ads knows that vibrators are only used on the upper chest area.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

In the bathtub, no less!

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

And such a wide array of attachments on the bath vibrator. . .

Electric Bath? I do not think that means what you think it means.

the tortures of the damned

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

electric and bath...can you imagine resting in a tub full of water with 75,000 volts hovering precariously above you, taunting you with certain death? I guess I'd grab the wand too, if I knew I only had minutes left before my looming and electrifying demise. Er...where, exactly, is that black tube toward the center of the bathtub headed?

I thought what she had in her hand WAS a microphone! "testing, testing, one two, ssssssibilance ssssibilance..."

Basically, that last one is a cure for suicide. Now, i've had violent bouts of the flu where I truly would have rather died than to vomit again. Is that what they mean?

[mantriddrone.livejournal.com]

"honey and tar"

if it doesn't cure you i'll sure kill ya !

[thremma.livejournal.com]

My grandfather had some kind of black tar derivative he'd give us when we were sick and they were babysitting - this was only twenty years ago. Nasty tasting. But you sure started acting un-sick fast.

[mantriddrone.livejournal.com]

i trust the well-being effects lasted!

[misstia]

666 still makes cold medicine! i have some!!

[catjungle.livejournal.com]

these are all great. thanks for posting them.