Racist? Who, me?

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[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

Wasn't this just posted? Or did I see it somewhere else?

Oh well, doesn't matter, it's still completely awesome in its horribleness.

[nonsense-at-all.livejournal.com]

I stole it from vintagephoto...but I forgot to credit, my mistake. :x

[nonsense-at-all.livejournal.com]

oops

vintagephoto

[kokosbolla.livejournal.com]

yes some months ago

[snippy-kitty.livejournal.com]

I have to send this to my Mom. She still swears by Pears'.

[wasabirobot.livejournal.com]

I have been meaning to post these, there are a ton more here: http://www.clas.ufl.edu/users/jshoaf/Jdolls/jdollwestern/Ads/japrose.html

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

A new skin peal?

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

"Where's the rest of me?!"

I remember close variants on this, but not this exact one.

[behindthechalet.livejournal.com]

I know I shouldn't be laughing but I can't stop.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

No matter how often I see these ads, they always make me go, "Bwuh?"

That said, it would probably be seriously off-colour for me to utter the phrase "Michael Jackson," wouldn't it?

[badsamajama.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, "off-colour". The awesomeness of unintended puns.

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

That's some pretty powerful soap. Cleans the color right off. What the hell point were they trying to make with this?

[garden_hoe21]

I'm not sure if your question was rhetorical, but they were saying that Pears soap is so awesome it can cleanse the filthy brown colour off of a negro.

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was rhetorical. And my statement about "cleans the color right off" was sarcasm.

[garden_hoe21]

I knew that part was sarcasm :)

[guylian.livejournal.com]

That ad is so full of win. Where can I get me a soap that'll give me a light tan?

[malfeasanceses.livejournal.com]

Augh!

[garden_hoe21]

Actually, pears soap does kind of do this to me. Makes me all dry and ashy.