"Barbara, is that salad...looking at me?" "Oh, don't be silly, Mitch!" Little did Mitch know that Barbara was a witch who turned that slut next door, Meg, into a Jello salad. If Mitch wanted to eat her that bad... "Barbara, is that salad...making noises?" "Mitch, have another martini, you silly!"
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Date: 2017-02-10 09:59 pm (UTC)"Oh, don't be silly, Mitch!"
Little did Mitch know that Barbara was a witch who turned that slut next door, Meg, into a Jello salad. If Mitch wanted to eat her that bad...
"Barbara, is that salad...making noises?"
"Mitch, have another martini, you silly!"
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