Weekend Theme: FMK with breakfast mascots

[dandyads]

Fuck Marry Kill: Tony the Tiger, the Quaker Oats man, Toucan Sam

Comments

[slinkslowdown.livejournal.com]

GDI, lmao!

Fuck Tony.

Kill Quaker dude.

Marry Sam because I've always wanted a bird!

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Fuck Toucan Sam, Marry Quaker Oats guy, Kill Tony the Tiger. Because that image is really creeping me out.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

Fuck Tony (he's been working out recently), Marry Toucan Sam (even though I hate Froot Loops), Kill Quaker.

[pronker]

Fuck Quaker Oats guy, use him like kleenex to be thrown away afterwards; marry Sam because birds do it briefly but often (I raised birds for 10 years) kill Tony even though I love frosted flakes because tigers only mate like once annually if they're lucky. Great post!!

[dandyads]

I love your logic! I never would have thought of it that way haha

[pronker]

Oh yeah I get right to the important stuff!!! *splorfle*

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Fuck Tony, because in most commercials he's pretty built.

Marry the Quaker guy because he's human.

Kill the toucan because he bugs the hell out of me.