[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] vintageads
You can stop wiggling your toes, sir.
-Just trying to dry the Absorbine, doc. >:-]


There is definitely a vibe here between Doc Hottie and his patient.  Concerned Wife is vigilant.

Date: 2016-01-29 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallconsmate.livejournal.com
my father has always used the absorbine on his feet. since he no longer has children living at home to apply it for him, and mama refuses to do it any longer, he has to put it on himself.

one day, he had put his foot on the toilet seat to apply the stuff (and how the hell does the applicator not carry residual fungus?) and mama told him NOT to do that, and to wash off the toilet seat. APPARENTLY he didn't clean off the toilet seat, and found out that this stuff BURNS when your nethers find it on the toilet seat.

this amused me, so i shared. :D

Date: 2016-01-30 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] progbear.livejournal.com
That, and also, putting your fungal feet on the toilet seat is a good way to get jock itch.

Date: 2016-01-30 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallconsmate.livejournal.com
yep. he still remains stupid to such things.

Date: 2016-01-30 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ejia-arath03.livejournal.com
I think dear wife there has just discovered a secret foot fetish simmering beneath the surface of her psyche.

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