Date: 2016-01-10 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heather mccrillis (from livejournal.com)
"So I shove it up my happy hole twice a day!"

Date: 2016-01-10 06:28 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-01-10 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallconsmate.livejournal.com
smell/taste of apricots in the douche she was using. lovely.

Date: 2016-01-10 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calzephyr77.livejournal.com

I would have never thought of that.

Date: 2016-01-10 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calzephyr77.livejournal.com
Soooo gross.

Date: 2016-01-10 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com
What a douche!

Date: 2016-01-10 06:28 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-01-10 05:06 am (UTC)
rejectomorph: (beavis and butthead)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
Sixteen delicious flavors of love? Really? I wonder what the others were? (And I certainly hope that tuna was not among them.)

Date: 2016-01-10 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bart-calendar.livejournal.com
Yeah, but isn't this a sex novelty item, like flavored condoms?

They sell all sorts of pills to dudes at sex s hops that are designed to make your jizz taste like strawberries and chocolate and stuff (even bacon) so why not also sell stuff to make women smell and taste like weird stuff during oral sex.

Amy the Apricot Queen

Date: 2016-01-10 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ponitacupcake.livejournal.com
She doesn't have to douche, but I love the smell of apricots in her cooch!

One wonders if it changed the taste as well.

Date: 2016-01-12 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com
omg. not a fake ad?? that's insane. and great.

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