He's a smiling floating head cuz no more supporter wilt!

[misstia]

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[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd definitely be smiling like that if my supporter stopped wilting!

[rejectomorph]

Puts me in mind of my very first jock strap. My intermediate school was one of the few in the region that had a gym with lockers and showers, so at the beginning of sixth grade I had to get an outfit. I was totally clueless at ten years old, the supporter's packaging had not so much as a single picture on it for instruction, and mindful of heeding the age-old advice "cover your ass" I'd have put it on backward the first day, had I not seen the other guys in the locker room putting theirs on correctly. Good thing I was as slow at getting undressed as I was at figuring things out or I'd have suffered an embarrassment my reputation might never have recovered from. It's funny now, but at ten that's the sort of thing that can ruin your life. And to this day I hate jock straps.