weekend event...mad libs....

[misstia]

Group in the background:
Pepsi?! At a wedding?!
Now Betsy be nice, Stephen is a good guy
He might be a good guy, but she's obviously cheap in more ways than one
Can you add some vodka to the Pepsi for us please?
No sir, I'm sorry there is no alcohol on the premises
Alfred, we're leaving NOW
No booze, yes, I think you're onto something about Stephen's wife, I'll talk to him at work when he comes back

Bridal group:
Stephen, Elinor, what a brilliant plan to only serve Pepsi to stop that drunk Betsy from making a scene
Well Stephen told me what Betsy did at the member of staff's wedding
The lady takes one drink and turns into a dragon
She doesn't need a drink for that!
Mrs. Meyers! ::laughing::
It's true, but once Betsy has a drink of alcohol, the dragon has flames
Is she leaving?
Yes she is
::The waiter appears next to them:: Sir, they have left the premises
HEY EVERYONE, OPEN BAR!!!




feel free to make your own mad libs in the comments!

Comments

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

I actually went to a dry wedding once and it was almost exactly as you have described. We all ran away to a bar.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

THIS IS HILARIOUS. That catty Mrs. Meyers tho XD