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Oh Bob!! A new car!!
Only the best for you baby!
What kind of car did you get HER?
Why spoil this moment Anne?
Why spoil our marriage Bob?
I just can't win, I'm going to the club.
Wish HER Merry Christmas
::door slam::
::Bob's car leaves::
Tony, darling, you can come out now!
I thought he'd never leave, he gave you a car?
Yes, the fool feels guilty cheating on me yet I've cheated longer, let's go for a drive!


1955 caddy keys

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Date: 2015-06-26 11:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] jazzybabe56.livejournal.com
and don't forget your butt-plug tonight dear.....or the car goes back and its a Volkswagen for you.....

Date: 2015-06-27 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hutchlover.livejournal.com
Cheap ass. Where are my diamonds?

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