weekend event....mad libs....

[misstia]

Mommy is Daddy coming back?
No Susie he's not
What did he mean your cooter smelled like tuna? What's a cooter? Are we having tuna fish for lunch?
Never you mind Susie, go out and play
What if someone asks about Daddy?
Tell them he went on a business trip
Should I mention your cooter?
GO TO YOUR ROOM!!



feel free to create your own mad libs for this ad in the comments!!

(OT: i had this scheduled to post at 10am, I did a bunch of posts last night as scheduled posts....this hadn't posted, I can't find it ANYWHERE....my other ads are still waiting to post, so um?? This might show up in some random community---I redid the dialogue pretty much as I had it originally---I find the idea of this showing up somewhere else somewhat frightening and amusing at the same time...)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

No mad lib here, but I love the line "The dangerous reefs of half-truths..." I don't think Bob Dylan could've come up with one any better.

[pronker]

*crosses legs tightly* I still can't get over how Lysol goes ... up there.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

well...the main reason it was being used was NOT for cooter cleansing.

it was the closest thing women had to birth control. a little "freshening" after the deed was done and the seed was deposited...and lysol would kill all the "germs" left floating about. interesting that they still have the "kills germs" slogan, when "germ" is part of the SEED of grains.

why yes, i am olympic-grade conclusion jumping... but still. stinky cooters, not stinky cooters, but no wee swimmers are left standing! er...swimming.

Lysol. Douche.

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Two words that should never be used together.

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

Lysol. For your dangerous queef.