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the way HE likes it....how about you use it to poke him if he bitches about your cooking? (disclaimer: vintage ads and it's mod does not condone violence)

meat thermometer

Date: 2015-06-05 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ponitacupcake.livejournal.com
How about jamming it through his eye socket for a DIY lobotomy.

Date: 2015-06-05 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ejia-arath03.livejournal.com
If you send for one, you really get a dildo. Perfect for working his rump roast.

Date: 2015-06-05 05:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pronker
I'm leaning towards the Combination Candy and Deep Fat Thermometer myself - :D Candy is lots more fun!

Date: 2015-06-05 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
Just don't ask me where I want to stick it...

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