It's All About The Shaving Cream.
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vintageads..Because the attention they get from horny drunken servicemen temporarilly fills an emotional void caused by an emotionally distant/absentee father-figure who failed to impart the notion of non-sexual love and self-worth during their formative years? The lack of realization that any relationship they engage in will be based on a flawed model which confuses emotional intimacy with sexual intimacy, leading to an unchecked period of sexual promiscuity starting in their early teens and generally extending well into their mid-to-late 20s, followed by a lifetime of comittment issues, emotional insecurity, unresolved guilt over past behaviors, and a love-hate view of the male gender?
Oh wait. Because of shaving cream. Nevermind.
Oh wait. Because of shaving cream. Nevermind.
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Date: 2007-10-26 07:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-26 08:28 am (UTC)and then I noticed that she's got four different guys in the picture there.
Niiiice.
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Date: 2007-10-26 08:48 am (UTC)Large < Giant < Family Size.
Hmm..
I'm trying to imagine a situation where a family would have so many shave-requiring members as to mandate a quantity of Barbasol cream greater than "giant". Thats a helluvalot of shaving. You'd have to be chewbacca to need more than that.
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Date: 2007-10-26 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-10-26 09:42 pm (UTC)Only with shorter legs than those. Oh, and a penis.
Date: 2007-10-26 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-10-27 10:22 pm (UTC)