Date: 2014-12-01 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ejia-arath03.livejournal.com
Better dickings for better marriages!

Honey, that's because that is a different man. He murdered your husband with those shears and buried him under the begonia bush!
Edited Date: 2014-12-01 04:31 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-12-01 04:13 pm (UTC)
ext_78889: Elizabeth I armor (can't be good)
From: [identity profile] flummoxicated.livejournal.com
The companionship ad says "you may have given your wife a good home" like she came from the Humane Society.

Does the massage come with the Menthoid Treatment? It looks like from the ad copy that the massager represents bad stuff but that looks like a fantastic massage.

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