Saturday Sexist Sampler

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[13oct.livejournal.com]

Whoa! I am really at a loss for words here. These are just unbelievable,.

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

Sexism? What sexism?

[memnet.livejournal.com]

Well, that boosted my BP by at least ten points. :|

[cindyanne1.livejournal.com]

Won't someone think of the men and how much they suffer with women's menstrual cramps?!?

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

I think Shirley is surely cuter than Sally. But then I am a big fat Fatty McFatterson who likes a bit of padding. Besides, Shirley is going to have bigger boobs than Sally, and is blonde to boot, so she might actually be a bigger hit with the guys. I dunno.

Also, the "DANDRUFF!" guy is hilarious. I'm starting to think he randomly follows people just so he can adopt a quizzical look on his face and think "DANDRUFF!" at them with visible thought balloons.

[calzephyr77.livejournal.com]

I feel sorry for Shirley - she's not really that chubby!

[luke-russell.livejournal.com]

Back then she was. Our perceptions have changed.

[ticktockman.livejournal.com]

Is it me, or does that dandruff guy look like Fred from Scooby-Doo?

[write-light.livejournal.com]

And Daphne!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Girls, you look ugly when you cough. Use Smith Bros. and be sure to tell the boys how the vitamin A is raising the resistance of your mucous membranes. Guys dig that kind of sexy talk.

If Shirley Simkin has lost her appeal, then why does it look like those guys are checking out her booty? Ginger Boy's arm position seems awfully suggestive.

[planet-x-zero.livejournal.com]

Any time a woman talks sexy about raising the resistance of mucous membranes, I am inspired to be romantic and purchase her an Addis Wedding Set.

[hutchlover.livejournal.com]

Yay for anorexia!

You think menstruation is bad for you, mister. Just wait till menopause!

[arylkin.livejournal.com]

Oh my! Every one! Wow.

[msrebecca.livejournal.com]

Shirley Simkins looks to be in 8th grade and at a normal height and weight. Pay attention to the outfits they both got. Baggy sweater, many pleats, bobby socks and saddle shoes on the left, slim A line skirt, fitted sweater, flats and jewelry on the right. She also appears taller. You can't put a Senior up against an 8th grader and Lifesavers, from me to you, go Fuck yourself.

Dandruff??? Bitch please, you're fixated on that tight ass.

B O Y S you look ugly when you switch your junk. Nuff said.

Tell you what Menstrual men, that lady you married gave you 2.5 kids and NEVER asked to impede on your life with her hormones and bleeding. I suggest you hook up with quarterback of your high school team at your next reunion. Enjoy MAN-stration together.

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

Dang. It's like a sexism history lesson.

Dandruff Woman rides sidesaddle on a bike? How does one even do that and not fall off. No wonder the guy looks grumpy. Not that those bikes are all that much fun after about 5 minutes. I recall hearing someone once say that if you want to have an argument, get on a tandem bike.

Dandruff Guy should feel lucky he's able to be someone's back seat driver. Once the late 60s/early 70s are over, that scarf won't denote he-man status.

[planet-x-zero.livejournal.com]

Sally Hayes doesn't put out.

[cactuswren.livejournal.com]

So when Mr. and Mrs. #3 were first married ... she never had menstrual cramps.

Am I to take it that he married her before menarche?