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How can he explain that?

[freezer.livejournal.com]

"Honey? You smell of fish. And not fresh fish, either. Fix that, 'k?"

[nonamouse.livejournal.com]

Another masterful "making you feel insecure about problems you didn't know you had, which can be fixed by buying our fine product" type ad. :P

I especially love the line, "an odor she may not detect herself but is so apparent to other people." Like, even if you cannot smell any "offensive odor" from your pussy whatsoever, believe us, IT'S STILL THERE, and everyone else can smell it!!

Dude, I don't want anything that "dissolves" up my pussy. >_o

Oh, and I guess "quiet evening at home" is fifties ad euphemism for "night of hot monkey sex."

[cynica.livejournal.com]

"Developed by a famous surgeon..."

love that

[gutterboylive.livejournal.com]

Judging from the ads on this group, my grandmother's era was just one big stinky cooterfest.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

You'll be able to read all about it in my new historical book, "The 1950's: Age of American Cooch-Stank." Available where ever fine imaginary products are sold!

[angelcarnivore.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, smelly punani!

[cwinnipeg.livejournal.com]

When I glanced at this ad, I thought it was going to be a pamphlet on how to tell your wife you've discovered you're gay.

[hergrace.livejournal.com]

FTW!

[radioactive-man.livejournal.com]

is she doing a self breast examination?

How's That Again?

[hergrace.livejournal.com]

Okay, and how is vaginal odor *not* body odor????