Contest Entry: Who says women don't have balls?

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[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

yes! *giggling*

--she who finds too much to giggle at, having the sense of humor of a 9 year old boy. ;)

[dandyads]

Oh har har, I get it, because BALLS is like another way to say testicles! How droll!

Although tbh back a few years ago when vintage t-shirts were all the rage, I probably would've worn one of these....

[rejectomorph]

Nuts!

[slfcllednowhere.livejournal.com]

This is amazing.

[shortsweetcynic.livejournal.com]

yes.

also, i think the copywriters were drunk. is it like a whopper or a jawbreaker? or does it not matter because it gives me BALLS

also, i want that t-shirt.

[flummoxicated.livejournal.com]

"just pop a few Balls into your mouth..." heh.

No disrespect to the penis, but I think squeezing a 9 lb fetus out is far tougher. How about some vagina candy?

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

cooter pops! no, that implies something going *in*...

cooter flavored gummy lips?

(and my son was 9 pounds 15 oz and refused to vacate the premises. i hear ya.)

[noctisvx.livejournal.com]

I actually do have balls...as a matter of fact, they're so big that they had to be put on my chest to prevent chafing.

[gmdreia.livejournal.com]

WTF was in those things? Cocaine?

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omg i love this