Last Minute Desperation Christmas Gift Guide

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GUARANTEED A SMASH HIT.






Floating heads, crazed kids, Christmas - trifecta!


Paper dresses, always appropriate.









Oranges for the stocking! (My mom still does this.)

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Bob! I didn't know you and the kids were coming! And you brought gifts! Well, make yourselves at home. I just need to run to Rexall before it closes to buy some, uh, rash salve and a douche. The Rexall ad has a Siamese kitty and Cindy Brady. (I know, too early to be her.)

It took me a minute to see the Apple logo on those t-shirts. Now your whole family can support Gay Pride and declare their brand loyalty!