Saturday Seventies Sampler

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Just to add some fun to it, there are ads for:

GUNS, UGLY JELLO, SLEAZY BANDS, DOUCHES, and a KITTEH.

WILL YOU BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO CLICK ON THE KITTEH?

STEP RIGHT UP!  ONLY A DOLLAR!


TRIFECTA!  Creepy kids, Christmas, and 1970s

OMG I KNOW THIS SONG /o\

BOUCHERON JEWELRYf

Comments

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Miracle Whip and marshmallows are a "great combination"? Ick.

[write-light.livejournal.com]

They "add a special taste and texture". :D

[sid]

I think it's the sour cream, though, that really pulls it all together...

o_O

[write-light.livejournal.com]

Pick again! Everyone's a winner!

[twillery.livejournal.com]

Yess! Fortune *did* favor the bold--I clicked on the very classy kitteh first^^
...and then I clicked on that Jell-O...thing! whyyyy?

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

They mislabeled step 4: attach nozzle to YOUR unit!

Marshmallows and miracle whip? Seriously? Walbarf salad is more like it.

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Ugh! Jello! Can I just have the marshmallows? Well, at least it's not douche.

[teamrodent.livejournal.com]

I'll be home on the firing range for Christmas.
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I clicked on the rifle. :o

[cremepuff.livejournal.com]

Inner Rinse?!?! Oh my god, that's even worse than giving douches some flowery name like Summer's Eve...I think I just threw up a little.